Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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