I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Shame - the story of my life.
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