just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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