He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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