I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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