I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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