quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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