oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
