my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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