then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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