Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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