i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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