Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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