There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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