I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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