She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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