Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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