Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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