How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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