brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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