im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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