Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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