dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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