She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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