You really coming over, don't trick.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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