ya dads aren't the best wingmen
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The air was thick with penises
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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