Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
love makes seman taste better
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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