my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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