We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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