We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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