If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
