So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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