Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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