Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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