if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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