Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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