I think I won the penis lottery.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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