That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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