did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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