white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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