Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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