Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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