Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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