I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You pole danced in your parka.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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