I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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