guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Randomize
