Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
