whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
