You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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