Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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