Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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